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Showing newest posts with label Internet Fu*kery. Show older posts
Showing newest posts with label Internet Fu*kery. Show older posts

Internet Fu*kery WILL make a comeback!

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Posted on : 7/01/2009 01:29:00 PM | By : BeShayBE! | In : ,
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Fuckery n. derivative of the word fuck Absolute bullshit; utter nonsense; something rather suspicious that can bring forth uneasy, angry, or irritated feelings. The stunt pulled by people who don't know how to tell the truth or enjoy messing with people's heads as a hobby. From UrbanDictionary.com

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Imma get y'all back to laughing over here on my site....

I had a series of posts I started called Internet fu*kery and lots of ppl liked it, but for SOME reason I fell off... SO umma start doing those again!!! In the meantime read over some of the past Internet Fu*kery posts and tell me what y'all think!


Click HERE


And HERE!


Oooooh YES and HERE!

Internet Fu*kery: Lil' Kim FOLLOW-UP

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Posted on : 3/11/2009 12:19:00 AM | By : BeShayBE! | In : , ,
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Lil Kim ain't do too bad on Dancing With The Stars...

She still is trippin wit the new speech patterns...

And the OD LeToya Jackson make-over (thanks to Shawntell for that one)...

She said "I'm black Barbie and he's my Ken"... no words bruh

She does'nt look bad tho, it's just drastic as hell...

It's gonna take time for my ears and eyes to adjust...

I almost like a more classy KIM, let's see if it stays...

I think the hood gon come back out, just wait and see...

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Internet Fu*kery: Lil' Kim AOL interview...

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Posted on : 3/09/2009 03:13:00 AM | By : BeShayBE! | In : , , ,
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Yea umm Lil Kim has obviously been cut on a bout 10,000 times...

And has her skin been lightned a la Michael Jackson style...???

Maybe it's really thick make-up, like dermablend...

And what's with the damn Valley-girl speech patterns? You are from the H-O-O-D!

I wonder what any up and coming music is gonna be like from her...?

Best of luck on Dancing With The Stars but.....

WTF?!?

Fw: Internet Fu*kery part 3: I didn't wanna tell u

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Posted on : 12/07/2008 05:51:00 PM | By : BeShayBE! | In :
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Fuckery n. derivative of the word fuck Absolute bullshit; utter nonsense; something rather suspicious that can bring forth uneasy, angry, or irritated feelings. The stunt pulled by people who don't know how to tell the truth or enjoy messing with people's heads as a hobby. From UrbanDictionary.com

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Ahhh now this 1 isn't really completly all internet fu*kery but it sure did start there! This is #4 we'll call this one....

4. "Mr. I didn't wanna tell u..."- this is the one that with withold MAJOR shit from u until it's 2 damn late for u 2 just let it slide. Mostly it is done to "spare" your feelings or becuz they thought you would NEVER find out. They will also try 2 play u like ur a plumb dumb fool and say they told u b4! At this point u have now invested ur time, energy and a lot of urself into this person and creating a relationship. Examples of information being withheld are: I have children. (Twinz!?! And we've been talking for about 2 mths? I thought I told u?, uh hell no u did'nt!) Or I had sex w/ur cousin (in the middle of us doin it and then he proceeds to tell you that u look like her, and he can't do it... But we already started muthatrucka!!!) Yeah that type of ish... LOL

Internet Fu*kery pt 2: Breaking news!

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Posted on : 12/03/2008 11:56:00 AM | By : BeShayBE! | In : ,
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Fuckery n. derivative of the word fuck Absolute bullshit; utter nonsense; something rather suspicious that can bring forth uneasy, angry, or irritated feelings. The stunt pulled by people who don't know how to tell the truth or enjoy messing with people's heads as a hobby. From UrbanDictionary.com

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This 1 is pretty personal! I'm not doin it becuz my feelings are hurt, but more so to give an example of how easy it is to peep dumb niggas shit! Read On:

So dude that is from my "undercover booty call" and "try again" post tried 2 send me so tuff. Now my girl told me he was tryna play me sometime ago, but this dude is off the wall!! I think he mad becuz I would'nt let him hit more than once or sumthin who the fuck knows!! For all intents and purposes of this post he will be reffered 2 as type #3 "Mr. Bitchassness" in this post... Lemme introduce u real quick..

3. "Mr. Bitchassness"- one exhibiting characterisics of one infected with "bitchassness" see def. below

Bitchassness: n. newly discovered disease running rampant, especially in our young ppl. symptoms include: 1.punkish tendencies see pussy or pussy nigga 2. cattiness, such as talking behind someone's back 3. thinking highly of yourself, but only expressing it under your breath 4.claiming "hurt feelings" when you are called out on your bullshit Robert of Making the Band 4

"Bitchassness is a disease...and it fucks shit up..."
From Urban Dictionary.com


------ Original note ------

From: Mr. Bitchassness
To: Friend*
Subject:
You f*cks with that dark skinned girl that's in the background of like all of your pics. (Talking about me! Lmao. I'm in the background of ALL her pics, ok)

------ Original note ------

From: *friend
To: "Mr. Bitchassness"
Subject: Re:
Black is beautiful! That is my sista! Why?

------ Original note ------

From: "Mr. Bitchassness"
To: *friend
Subject: Re: Re:
Blood Sista!!!??!!? yoU GOTTA BE KIDDING
((You can't b fuggin serious! This dude is super clowning me now))

------ Original note ------

From: *friend
To: "Mr. Bitchassness"
Subject: Re: Re:
Not blood but as close to blood as you can get without being blood. Why you tryina blast her though?

------ Original note ------

From: "Mr. Bitchassness"
To: *friend
Subject: Re: Re:
Nawh believe me, she is not going to take up any more of my time.(Nigga we did'nt talk 4 a whole month!!) MOVING ON. From your pics you look like you're alot of fun, are you moreplan everything out or spontaneous??!! What's the wildest thing you've ever did?

------ Original note ------

From: *friend
To: "Mr. Bithchassness"
Subject: Re: Re:
Why is that man? You say it as if she was a waste of time? How do I look fun? I'm more spontaneous because I don't take the time to plan things like I should. I have somewhat if a plan at times though. The wildest thing I've ever done was climb from under a rock!

------ Original note ------

From: "Mr. Bitchassness"
HOnestly I think shemight be a greatperson justnot forme,but anyway Everytime I come pass your page I'm like DAMN. I wanted to F8ckwith you but that body is so banging You probablymake niggas bust just touchin it...... and it lookl ikey ou got that wet sh1t thats a bad combination. Im surprised you ain't got some nigga laid out some where p@ssy whipped.
(No words @ fucking all!)

Yo so he tried to super duper clown me over some bulll ish 4 real. I hadn't talked 2 him 4 about mmm bout a mth and here he come wit this. I wanted to call him soooo bad and tell him off, but I'm not that kind of girl, lol.

This is why I'm not on Blackplanet anymore becuz most dudes on there are dawgs, u go from me to my friend and she just said we are like sisters? Go dig me a fuggin hole and bury me because I'm *dead* lmao. And just to let guys/men/boyz know, chicks/women/girlz talk, so watch ur step or u may get your game put on blast.....

OOOOh on to good news.......

Preview of the "Love My BODY" photoshoot/post....

Preview from the "Love My Body" photoshoot! More 2 come soon!!


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Internet fu*kery pt 1: Me friend es su friend...Whaaat?!?

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Posted on : 11/22/2008 08:06:00 PM | By : BeShayBE! | In : ,
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Fuckery
n. derivative of the word
fuck Absolute bullshit; utter nonsense; something rather suspicious that can bring forth uneasy, angry, or irritated feelings. The stunt pulled by people who don't know how to tell the truth or enjoy messing with people's heads as a hobby.

From UrbanDictionary.com

fuckery. Pictures, Images and Photos

Aye what up y'all! Right now I'm on location at the OSU Michigan game, selling parking tickets lol... Sike naw I am starting my series on Internet fuckery and the participants in such a sad cycle.


This post is about ppl and why they gotta make ur friend's friends be their friends* lol. Primarily what we'll talk about are ppl that use you to get to your friend¤. This is something that has to me a couple of times and each time it gets worse and worse. Let's start @ one....

1. "I'm interested": Mr. or Mz. I'm intersted is just intrigued by the prospect of new eye candy pretty much. They say things like "Oh what's your friend's name" or "Does such and such have a man/woman" these are acceptable and welcome questions that don't creep one out. I like for ppl to think my friends are nice and look good, shoot that means I got good taste! But then there's the...

2. "We were friends* 1st!": "We were friends* 1st!" Has a different story! They were friends* with your actual physical human being friend online they were friends with you. Then you came along and they up in ur face. NOW all of a sudden they hear u talk about ur friend¤ and their all like "aww how is Taquenesha?" or "Where do she stay @ again?" A lil bit toooo personal buddy! Mayb they will try 2 test ur friendship¤ and say things like this to ur her...

-"Can I come over and borrow some eggs, I have a hankering for an omelet"(Wtf)
~OR~
-"Me and u were friends* b4 I met Shay so she should cool wit it...(Wth)

*Internet buddies not actual friends that have ever met, EVER!!
¤The real friendship as in real life not the pretend ish!

So needless to say that's that certified bullshyt right there for real...Using 1 to get to another's friend is an el-lame to the 1000th power!!! And they act like females don't TALK 1 another... I say another bites the dust!

Well Imma save some for later soo please wait there's more....

Tell me what's really good wit y'all!

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