Yea umm Lil Kim has obviously been cut on a bout 10,000 times...

And has her skin been lightned a la Michael Jackson style...???

Maybe it's really thick make-up, like dermablend...

And what's with the damn Valley-girl speech patterns? You are from the H-O-O-D!

I wonder what any up and coming music is gonna be like from her...?

Best of luck on Dancing With The Stars but.....

WTF?!?

First and foremost I will say this, I think it's funny when u see a name or # (becuz u deleted the name) pop up and u already know the person on the other end aint called u 2 talk about ish! I live 4 these moments, especially when u are so over that person and don't want anything 2 do with them anymore. This is going to be a single scenario that I encountered 2day...

*phone rings*
ShayB: hello?
Clr: hey how are u?
S: oh I'm doing good how r u?
Clr: oh I'm good I don't want nuthin just callin 2 check on u see what ur up 2...

AND PAUSE.... U don't care about my personal life or me for that matter becuz u can go weeks on end w/o calling me. OBVIOUSLY ur coochie connect is not workin on the other side of town so now u callin me? NEXT!

AND PLAY... The conversation was wrapped up with super duper small talk and its undesired effect was not only beatin up my ears but using 5 mins of my precious monthly allotment! Next time somebody is getting THE VMAIL baby!